CAPTION THIS: The Luckiest Man In Ice Fishing
My new idea for a t-shirt to sell at boardwalks and/or Turnpike rest stops: My inflatable wife says if I go fishing one more time, she’s gonna deflate. Damn, I’m really gonna miss her.
View ArticleHey Kids, Here’s How To Succeed In The Entertainment Biz
As expected, douchebaggery of colossal proportions saturated the most desperately pluggy Real World Reunion in history this weekend. The Real World XX: Hollywood cast members gathered round to prove...
View ArticleBWE-TEES: Shut Up, PETA.
Never ones to pass up an opportunity to attach their obnoxious hippie agenda to even the most unrelated of cultural events, PETA (People For the Ethical Treatment Of Animals By Annoying Everybody) has...
View ArticleOwwwwch… Sorry, Obama
Some pro-Obama Cubs fans put together the following unintentionally bleak t-shirt before the Cubs were immediately swept out of the playoffs this year… …and they now have a nice ironic tee for McCain...
View ArticleFinally, Some T-Shirts That Might Actually Get Me Into Religion
A friend of mine sent me this link to the Passion For Christ Movement, which appears to be either a Los Angeles-based youth-targeting religious organization, or makers of the funniest t-shirts I have...
View ArticlePretend You’re Dating Jon Gosselin With This Handy New T-Shirt, Or Just...
I never thought I’d find a replacement for my “It’s not a bald spot, it’s a solar panel for a SEX MACHINE” t-shirt (that’s right – I only own one shirt. And no pants), but Just Jared came through with...
View ArticleThis G.I. Joe T-Shirt Far More Exciting Than Any G.I. Joe Trailer
The internet is full of “Hey remember this thing from our childhood?” t-shirts (it’s actually the only thing on the internet, besides “Chocolate Rain” and Ask.com) but the following G.I. Joe-themed...
View ArticleLet The Lost Viral Promotional Overkill Commence: Milk Carton T-Shirt
Because I’m a savvy pop culture insider with all the inside info on the insides of inside, I can predict, with incredible, unique insight, that people are going to be talking about Lost on the internet...
View Article10 Awesomely Terrible Israeli T-Shirts
I recently returned from an excursion to the Holy Land, following up a 2008 trip to Lebanon in an ongoing attempt to smugly yammer on about my faux-worldliness be a better person, and like any blogger...
View ArticleShow Your Tiger Woods Disapproval With This Drooling Rapey Golf-Tiger Shirt
The only thing I enjoy more than piling on a famous athlete the day after his divorce even though he already got made fun of nonstop months ago for a super-public sex scandal is to pile on that famous...
View ArticleThe 40 Classiest “Osama Is Dead” T-Shirts
In the one week first milliseconds after the death of Osama Bin Laden, “Osama Is Dead” t-shirts flooded the internet and rickety tables outside sporting events alike, in some cases earning their...
View ArticleBehold, The Perfect Terrible Anthony Weiner Boardwalk T-Shirt
As a connoisseur of crappy boardwalk-caliber novelty t-shirts, I’ve decided to use the Anthony Weiner weiner scandal to add my own eyerolling contribution to the crappy t-shirt ether. Behold, the...
View Article20 First Drafts Of Popular T-Shirts
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View ArticleBig Bird Hunger Games T-Shirt May Be The Last Thing
Behold, the Sesame Street-ified Hunger Games logo t-shirt, entitled “I Am The Muppetjay”: That’s it, right? That’s the last thing. Let’s just pack it up and call it an internet. I know we have 45...
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